Risk Management

I was talking to H. We were discussing the sad dismal state of affairs at this recessionary time.
H.: Soni, dekh toh hamari company se 15 logon ko nikaal diya hai. Apna Jignesh... uska bhi contract nahi milega. He was also sacked.

Me: Its is sad. We keep assuring ourselves that recession isnt being felt in India. But i guess thats really a sham.....

H.: Mere liye naukri dhoond toh. Tere bank mein koi vacancy nahi hai kya?

Me: Kya vacancy? Kya karega tu mere bank mein? Tujhe kya pata hai?

H.: I am sure you can refer me to your department heads.

Me: But Rana Pratap, I am in Risk Management which is a very specialised field. Tu kya jaanta hai Risk Management ke baare mein???

Two second pause....
H.: Soni, main Condom use karta hoon.....